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Before Adam and Eve,
To save us all from unnecessary
Heartache,
God should have created
Greg Behrendt first…
That’s what BFF said.

Why oh why
Didn’t they tell me
When I was little
What Greg has told us
In our face?

Well, I was too busy
Reading crap
About the jerk with the heart of gold
(Written by women
Before Greg was born)

Right BFF,
Learning Greg’s lessons
Long before puberty
Throughout adolescence
And majoring on it in adulthood
Would’ve probably saved
Us time and men…

And like you said,
The heartaches…

I love these lightbulb girlfriend moments!

Next year, girlfriend,

I’ll do it next year.

Open the doors to options

That will make my girl-heart happy.

Meantime, let me purge myself of

Scores of heartbreak

File them in my overworked mind.

My ticker’s quite rested

And I’m fine, thank you, as you see.

But with the gaggle of good men

In your life

I’m quite inspired.

We’re not too old as I’d thought

For romantic appointments

And a more conscious take

On tender amity.